Come on..admit it, you really DO wanna learn the uke. No really look its okay, there's support groups you know. ha ha- juz kidding.Gather up your best smile, dusty old uke & come along & lets have a play, a laugh & a sing. Uke is DEAD easy & in my opinion, lots more fun than guitar. I have a couple of ukes spare but best if you splurge out, buy a $30 uke at the music store ( not at Big W because it will be complete crap instead of just crap) & I will show you a few chords to get you humming along, a few strums to set sail & you'll receive a FREE set of easy to play uke charts. Geez im good to you mob. See ya there ! Oh yeah PS: you MUST buy a tuner kids, ukes go out of tune all the time. I will show you how to use one as well. Downside- they cost $30 too. Sorry, but your life will be in danger if you play an untuned uke fairly well ANYWHERE in public. Your risk. Caoi !!